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Politically incorrect Tour - Amsterdam
Joined 2023
Get ready for a wild ride through the streets of Amsterdam! This isn't your typical, boring, politically correct tour.
Think of it as the unapologetically bold and hilarious tour of the city.
Expect lots of colorful language, humor that may push the envelope, and, yes, a healthy dose of history thrown in for good measure.
So, if you're ready to break away from the norm and experience Amsterdam like never before, then this is the tour for you!
No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed :)
Itinerary
This itinerary can be customized to meet your needs and preferences. Send me a message with your requests!
Meeting Point
Amsterdam central station ( next to GVB building/ cafe/restaurant LOETJE )
Start of tour
Meet at Amsterdam central station ( next to GVB building/ cafe/restaurant LOETJE )
Cafe Karpershoek
The oldest cafe of Amsterdam. It was built directly at the harbor of Amsterdam in 1606 and used to be an inn for sailors and tradesmen.
Nieuwezijds kolk
The oldest inhabited area of Amsterdam. A perfect place to talk about the history of the city.
Dam square
The heart of Amsterdam city center with a magnificent building of Royal Palace.
Amsterdam museum.
An interesting building with the interesting history of being an orphanage for a few centuries.
Bloemenmarkt
The Netherlands is popular for its flowers. Here we talk about the tulips, where did they come from and what drama they caused.
Waterlooplein
A picturesque area of old Jewish neighborhood, mix of old and new architecture and famous flea market.
Rembrandt house
We will talk about one of the most famous Dutch painter and the house where he used to live.
End tour at Nieuwmarkt
Ending Point
Nieuwmarkt
Want to personalize this tour?
This tour can be customized to meet your needs and preferences. Click below to send me a message with your requests.
Inclusions & Exclusions
The price includes our amazing guided tour around the city center up to 3 hours.
A free hotel pick up is possible if the hotel is in the area of city center.
There are no other fees in within this tour.
Additional cost might apply in case of special requests, such as pick up at the hotel outside of the city center or additional stops requiring fees ( museums etc.) which are not part of the regular tour.
Tour Important Information
Please remember that this is alternative, politically incorrect tour with the juicy language and silly jokes.
So think twice before bringing your kids on the tour with you :)
Important message from the supplier
Our team is pretty flexible to tailor the perfect tour for you. We can work with the route, duration and hotel pickup.
Just remember to book us in advance, so we can make sure there is a member of the team available :)
Cancellation Policy
- Free cancellation - 8 days prior to meeting time
- 50% Refund - 3 to 7 days prior to meeting time
- No Refund - Within 2 day(s) prior to meeting time
Joined 2023
About Tour Guide Andrea K.
Get ready for a wild ride through the streets of Amsterdam with our amazing team!
We all felt in love with Amsterdam, its charm, beautiful architecture and history.
We are happy to show you the city in not typical, more alternative, fun, politically incorrect way.
You can expect lots of colorful language, humor that may push the envelope, and, yes, a healthy dose of history thrown in for good measure.
So, if you're ready to break away from the norm and experience Amsterdam like never before, then this is the tour for you!
No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed!
Reviews
“Awesome Andy”
We took our two teens on the politically incorrect tour in Amsterdam with Andy and it was a lot of fun. We walked all over the city where she shared fun facts and history with us. We saw so many things, it felt longer than the couple of hours we spent together. Very personable and a lot of fun to hang out with. Thanks for showing us around, Andy!
Andrea K.
Thank you again Holly!!
$150/ per group
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