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Rude Bastards Tour of Berlin
Joined 2023
Embark on a fun-filled tour of Berlin designed especially for those with a darker sense of humor. Prepare yourself for rude language, jokes in poor taste, and more as you explore the city with a guide
Itinerary
This itinerary can be customized to meet your needs and preferences. Send me a message with your requests!
Meeting Point
Potsdamer Platz 10
Meeting point: Potsdamer Platz 10
Business center of Berlin
Tiergarten
Berlin's Central Park and 3rd largest of Germany
Brandenburger Gate
Main Landmark of Germany, the gate was the main entrance to the city
Reichstag
German Parliament, is the place where the best and worst politicians of the ccountry worked
Siegessaüle
The Coloumn of Victory was the monument erected to celebrate the German Unification
Murdered Jews of Europe Memorial
The most famous monument dedicated to the victims of the Holocaust.
Führer's Bunker
The location of Hitler's Bunker, where he spent his final 3 months of his live.
Detlev-Rohwedder-Haus
Today's Finance Ministerial, the building was home of Göring's Luftwaffe decision makers, and a communist dark history.
Typpisch Berlin
Break
Berlin Wall
Part of the old Berlin Wall that divided Berlin for more than 28 years in Capitalist and Communist
Checkpoint Charlie
Old Customs checkpoint between the Soviet Communist and American Capitalist sectors.
Gendarmenmarkt
One of the most beautiful squares of Berlin, this 17th century square has the Concert House of Berlin and a long history of rivalry.
Ending point: Bebelplatz
The 18th century square has several important buildings as the Opera House and The Law School of the Humboldt University, but with a terrible nazi episode.
Ending Point
Bebelplatz
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Inclusions & Exclusions
Guide fee
Personal expense
Tour Important Information
Forget political correctness and discover Berlin with the help of a humorous guide who enjoys dirty jokes, rude language, and a bit of fun. Visit memorials, monuments, churches, and parks, listening to entertaining commentary as you walk.
Meet your guide and get ready for a tour like no other. Listen to cheeky commentary as you explore the city, wandering past important monuments and graves, memorials, parks, and more.
Enjoy a comedic tour with inappropriate jokes and rude language, all while paying the proper respect to the city and its sights where due. Discuss everything from history to current events and find out where to get the best food and beer in town.
Cancellation Policy
- Free cancellation - 8 days prior to meeting time
- 50% Refund - 3 to 7 days prior to meeting time
- No Refund - Within 2 day(s) prior to meeting time
Joined 2023
About Tour Guide Kai A.
I'm a tour guide in 4 cities around Europe. My tour style is informative yet untraditional and alternative. I like to believe that the tours are a walking comedy show, but you'll have to join us and confirm this! As fellow traveler myself, I created the experience I would enjoy when visiting a new city - a fun, uncensored look at history!
$290/ per group
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